Some things to Think About .....
• If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
• Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now!
• If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.
• When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
• The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
• Four out of five people think the fifth is an idiot.
• Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
• A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
• ENDLESS LOVE: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis
• A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
• It's lonely at the top but you eat better.
• A thing not worth doing isn't worth doing well.
• Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
• Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
• If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
• A company is judged by the president it keeps.
• The faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard.
• Schizophrenia beats being alone.
• Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
• I'm a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I'll forget.