To print on a T-shirt
1- I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
2- Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
3- Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
4- Of course I don't look busy . . . I did it right the first time.
5 - Why do people with closed minds always open theirmouths?
6- I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
7- Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
8- You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
9- Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
10- Guys have feelings too. But like . . . who cares?
11- I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
12- Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
13- I hate everybody, and you're next.
14- Please don't make me kill you.
15- And your point is . . .
16- I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
17- All stressed out and no one to choke.
18- I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
19- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
20- Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.