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Yellow Smile



• Odd links

• Send digital postcards and flowers

• Acronyms and other jargon

• Smilies

• More to think about....

• 43 reasons it´s great to be a girl! and 100 reasons it´s great to be a guy!

• Some things to Think About

• Modern Aphorisms

• To print on a T-shirt

• If architects had to work like web programmers


• End of the Internet

• No pause

• Might as well work...

• What is a BITCH?

• How many.....

• The difference between men and E.T.

• Signs that you've hade too much of the 90's

• No icons

• Keyboard Microsoft style

• The New Office

• Real programmers code binary

• Microsoft 1978 - Would you have invested?

• Report from a Helpdesk

• Tech Support Request

• Go to Bed...

• Programmers Fluff

• True stories

• Phone answering messages

• Is the computer male or female....

• If Microsoft built cars

• A Guide to Microsoft Software Revisions

• Top ten signs you work in the 90s

• Unnatural laws

To print on a T-shirt

1- I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

2- Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

3- Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

4- Of course I don't look busy . . . I did it right the first time.

5 - Why do people with closed minds always open theirmouths?

6- I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

7- Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

8- You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

9- Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

10- Guys have feelings too. But like . . . who cares?

11- I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

12- Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

13- I hate everybody, and you're next.

14- Please don't make me kill you.

15- And your point is . . .

16- I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

17- All stressed out and no one to choke.

18- I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

19- How can I miss you if you won't go away?

20- Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.