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• Odd links

• Send digital postcards and flowers

• Acronyms and other jargon

• Smilies

• More to think about....

• 43 reasons it´s great to be a girl! and 100 reasons it´s great to be a guy!

• Some things to Think About

• Modern Aphorisms

• To print on a T-shirt

• If architects had to work like web programmers


• End of the Internet

• No pause

• Might as well work...

• What is a BITCH?

• How many.....

• The difference between men and E.T.

• Signs that you've hade too much of the 90's

• No icons

• Keyboard Microsoft style

• The New Office

• Real programmers code binary

• Microsoft 1978 - Would you have invested?

• Report from a Helpdesk

• Tech Support Request

• Go to Bed...

• Programmers Fluff

• True stories

• Phone answering messages

• Is the computer male or female....

• If Microsoft built cars

• A Guide to Microsoft Software Revisions

• Top ten signs you work in the 90s

• Unnatural laws

Modern Aphorisms

1. Home is where you hang your @.

2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

5. Great groups from little icons grow.

6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.

7. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.

8. The modem is the message.

9. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

10. The geek shall inherit the earth.

11. A chat has nine lives.

12. Don't byte off more than you can view.

13. Fax is stranger than fiction.

14. What boots up must come down.

15. Virtual reality is its own reward.

16. Modulation in all things.

17. A user and his leisure time are soon parted.

18. There's no place like

19. Know what to expect before you connect.

20. Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice...

21. Speed thrills.

And, finally...

22. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Web and he won't bother you for weeks.